Am I vain??

My postings are all sorts of backwards and stuff. I wanted to post a my Day look from last Saturday along with my night look but I got so excited over my night look, I couldn't wait for these pix to come from my sister Contessa, a true Fashion Snob, so I just posted the night look without the day look.

So forgive a bitch for repeating photos but who cares...I'm reposting my nighttime pics anyway because I can.

Day Mama

Night Mama

ok..i am officially over it.

Kicked the Fu*K Out

Sweetface

I will always be a fan of my girl Jennifer Lopez. I did go bonkers when she came out with her Sweetface clothing line that went absolutely nowhere fast.

Sorry JLo..your shit was cute.

Last Friday, I stumbled upon a Sweetface sample sale and went in. I mean I literally went in! I got 2 shopping bags full of everything Sweetface and a few things Jlo for 75 bucks. It was so oppressively hot that day that I didn't take one single photograph of anything. All i wanted to do was slap someone. So as I wear the clothes I'll take pics and post. 

For now all I have worn was the jeans in the above video. I love flaired jeans as much as I love skinny leg jeans. As long as the jeans make the booty look nice, I'm good with them. Call me vain but no one wants a pancake ass, even the girls who have them.

sorry to all the pancakes out there...just wear loose fitting jeans and dresses :)

Thanks to my camera man...you know who you is!

Brother and Sister...but more brother

Meet Jon Porkchopula aka my damn brother.

His birthday was July 28th and I couldn't post that day.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BROTHER!

I had a big old fancy post that I planned out and then when the actual day of his birthday rolled around I was beyond busy and couldn't post my big old fancy post!

Love you

Mannequin

My vintage disco pants make me sooo much happier than the American Apparel navy disco pants I bought last winter. The AA ones feel like a huge ass pair of Spanx. Yuck. I think I'll sell them.

These babies feel like soft, luscious jeans. I had to man up in order to get from my house to the subway in this outfit but I got there with a bunch of stares and only one smart ass comment from some girl who said, " I wish I would" while staring straight at me but talking to her friend. I just smiled and shook my ass a lil harder.