Nureyev - Le Corsaire.. I will always love you

Rudolf Nureyev was the highest, most exalted ballet dancer in my mind.

The beauty and grace he brought fourth on the stage and in his life period are unparalleled.

The bulge in his pants don't hurt either.

Hayyyyy Rudolf.

This Weekend

was hotter than the crack of your ass so I did what I do best when I'm outside.

Hunted for any and all things vintage, look for street art, try and find the elusive Africa tag and secretly take pictures of people who's look makes me scream out loud and grab my chest.

So, Shawn and I hit the street for a bit this weekend and came across some interesting finds.

*random street art..i feel like i say this quite often*

*Disjointed Audrey*

*Random Door Frame*

*Spotted this mural and Shawn went crazy*

*It was pretty*

No, we didn't plan on being color coordinated at all. I have no idea what that was about.

Shawn, are you stalking me again!?! STOP IT! I'm not your girl for goodness sake!

Anyway, it was so hot that people were dressed for comfort, not for fashion. I did stumble across this little cutie. The Japanese always dress for fashion no matter what. I did almost pass out when I saw her shoes close up. The first picture I snapped was totally a sneak shot because I'm not yer totally comfy with going up and asking people if I can take their picture...mainly because I have no real reason besides this lil old blog and my general love of fashion and no damn business cards to save my life to give anyone should they ask why I want to take their picture. Some people can be very bitchy about some random person snapping them up. Generally the Japanese get it and are over the moon when asked.

*the shoes look painful to wear but my goodness are they fly*

Ok...I'm Obsessed

I'm excited...I mean REAAAAAAAAALY excited. Can somebody please tell me why Lady Squeeze will be in the line at Macy's, AUGUST 3rd, to shop the debut of  Material Girl.

Maybe, just maybe, I'll lay mine eyes upon lil Lola or even Madonna herself. If I do, I'll die. I'm sure I will.

Oh and she choose Taylor Momsen as the face of her line.

I'm not mad at all even though she is a little Leo bitch, but weren't we all bitchy at 16? I know was.

Can somebody tell me why Lourdes is absolutely KILLING it?

She is going to bring so much joy and happiness to the world, I just know it.

AHEM....she's a Libra born October 14th!

Lourdes...meet my son.

Libra Bitch-Marina and the Diamonds...the Staccato Queen

I love, LOVE LOVE a moving live performance of a song favorite of Lady Squeezes. Marina and the Diamonds did not fail the test last night on the corny Craig Ferguson show. It is cute that for her first live performance in America, she choose her fellow British Islander to showcase her delicious Staccato vocal stylings. I also could squeeze her tight for her cute little jumpsuit in the style of the flag. Not something I would wear but it did remind me of a pair of red stripped Benetton pants I wore in the olden days.

Did I mention Marina and I share the same birthday of October 10th?

I digress.

This song is dedicated all the bitches out there who refuse to realize that being vulnerable and soft is more attractive than being an ice queen, stiff back bitch. Listen, no one is perfect , certainly not me, but pretending as though you have no feelings and that nothing hurts you is wack. Pretending like you are perfect and never wrong is wack. Like Marina said," Better to be hated than love, love, loved for what you’re not."

You’ve been acting awful tough lately

Smoking a lot of cigarettes lately

But inside, you’re just a little baby

It’s okay to say you’ve got a weak spot

You don’t always have to be on top

Better to be hated than love, love, loved for what you’re not

You’re vulnerable, you’re vulnerable

You are not a robot

You’re loveable, so loveable

But you’re just troubled

Guess what? I’m not a robot, a robot

Guess what? I’m not a robot, a robot

You’ve been hanging with the unloved kids

Who you never really liked and you never trusted

But you are so magnetic, you pick up all the pins

Never committing to anything

You don’t pick up the phone when it ring, ring, rings

Don’t be so pathetic, just open up and sing

I’m vulnerable, I’m vulnerable

I am not a robot

You’re loveable, so loveable

But you’re just troubled

Guess what? I’m not a robot, a robot

Guess what? I’m not a robot, a robot

Can you teach me how to feel real?

Can you turn my power on?

Well, let the drum beat drop

Guess what? I’m not a robot

Guess what? I’m not a robot

Guess what? I’m not a robot, a robot

Guess what? I’m not a robot, a robot

Guess what? I’m not a robot, a robot

Guess what? I’m not a robot, a robot

Africa - The Graffiti Chronicles

I'm obsessed with Graffiti..always have been.

My brother tags Porkchop and ChopPork..Olive you brother:)

Anywho...I found this Africa tag last summer in lower Manhattan, China town and my boy snapped this photo .

Love it.

Last week I was walking on Broadway around 28th st. and saw that Africa got up on some random wall of advertisements. Of course I was alone but luckily 2 men were kind of fighting over me, violently but sweetly, and I asked one of them to snap it up. Not exactly the pose I wanted to give but i needed to get the picture and get the F*$K outta there before anyone asked my phone number.

Super Cute Bitch-Kelis

Super dedicated fanbitch of Kelis, even with the ponytail thing on top of her head (I think).

I kinda look at her like it's invisible.
I'd love if she just cut it off and wore it like a Racoon's tail on her belt buckle.

I know, I'm late..she's onto another look but let's pretend she's not

Kelis with a super cute short red curl fro and look at the video below where she's photo shooting it up with two fly bitches and that Godforsaken Ponytailthing.

P.S. Please go out and buy Fleshtone cuz Kelis only moved about 8,000 copies in the whole of a week. Cammon Americans (and the 6 loyal followers of this here blog).....Europe it up and take a chance on music...good music...different music. I love the album and I'm so happy her raspy falsetto has found a musical home. If you clickity Click on the Fleshtone link above, it will take you to her MySpace page
(YES MySpace*blankstare* still exists, well at least for music) and you can listen to 5 whole tracks in full length.

My most favorite track is Scream.

I wore this to a Kelis show way back when, Couldn't find the original picture anywhere and everytime I tried saving it from Photobucket or Picasa uh yeah, it wouldn't download, so I had to go back to CBB and get it as reference. Geeze. Technology wins again.

Click now.

Fin.

Just a lil blast from the past

An impromptu photo shoot I did with my boys way back when.

I love searching through my gazillions of photos and finding lost gems.

The star of this photo is of course the dress.

 I found it on Ebay and bid on it like there was no tomorrow.

I won. Yay.

Peaches is That Bitch

I Love this Bitch. I have been following her for years now and I never get bored with her at all. She is what Gaga wants to be (still love you Gaga) but what Gaga will never be. She is actually the girl baby spawn of MIA and Gaga born through music. My favorite part of the video is when she asks the masseuse if she can read her Camel Toe lips.

Only a confident Bitch would say that...and mean it. Go Peaches!

Bored

Love

I snapped this.

He snapped this.

We taped this

Love him

Madonna will always inspire

I love the country

This was the view from the car window while we were driving to the Poconos. So serene and lovely. I FINALLY got a camera and was so excited to use it even though I had no idea how to work it.

We stayed right across from this lovely golf course called Stonehedge. So dreamy.

There were so many flowers and trees and bunnies and deer. Of course I got no pics of any animals because I could not figure out how to save any pictures on my memory card. UGH so frustrating.

But I did manage to get these shots.